Idolator

In case you've forgotten, tonight's Law & Order features its lamest ripped-from-the-headlines storyline yet, in which a fedora-wearing, pop-star-courting knucklehead gets caught up in a paparazzi-related murder:

When a cop is murdered in a failed burglary attempt, Detectives Ed Green (Jesse L. Martin) and Nina Cassady (new series regular Milena Govich "Conviction") are led to a "stalkerazzi" photographer (guest star Khan Baykal as Gary Blanchard) hot on the trail of tabloid sensation Sky Sweet (guest star Barbara King), and her estranged husband "J-Train" Smolka (guest star Wayne Wilcox).

You can watch a clip of the first 11 minutes here, but all you really need to see is the frame-grab above, which proves that the sadly mistaken L & O producers are trying to goose the show's young viewership by chasing their trademark Chun-ching with a little "Papazao."

Law & Order [NBC.com]