Idolator

-It's come to this: Next week's No. 1 album spot will be claimed by either A) Bob Dylan, the man who wrote "Blowin' In The Wind"; or B) Danity Kane, five women that can't write a song, and who seriously blow. [Hits Daily Double]
-The surviving Beatles are given the go-ahead to sue their label for lying about royalties. Whatever it takes to keep Ringo from making Caveman 2. [NME]
-One of the guys who didn't win Rock Star: INXS will record an album featuring covers of Seal and Peter Frampton and...hey, is anyone still reading this sentence? [People]