Idolator

I recently realized I was surrounded by an entire group of people in my life who didn't know who JJ Fad was (or be unfortunate to know all the lyrics to that song to this day). Of course, then I realized maybe they were the lucky ones. I wasn't crazy, that really is what is going on in that song.

Word on Justin holding back Fergie. It's gonna be a nail-biter, 'cuz Billboard reports that Fergie's iTunes sales have already topped Justin's; one more radio airplay surge and the ho-bag will have another #1 single.

Personally, I'm rooting for Beyoncé's "Irresistible" (up to #4 this week) to hop over Fergie and go to #1 in a week or two. It's a good song, and it would be karmic justice after "London Bridge" hopped over Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy" last August and prevented the best single of 2006 from going to #1 in the U.S. Yes, I'm still mad.

You know, everyone was so surprised when Whitney Houston showed up recently not looking like a crack whore all of a sudden. Obviously, she'd been spending the house payments on beauty treatments.

I can't deny that Fergie owes a coonsiderable debt to JJ Fad...but does anyone else out there get the feeling that "Fergielicious" (I can taste the bile just writing that) is actually trying to channel the "Teaches of Peaches". That's what it reminds me of anyway...

I can't deny that Fergie owes a considerable debt to JJ Fad. But does anyone else out there think that that song is dangerously close to the "Teaches of Peaches"?