Idolator

- The readers of AskMen.com have declared Beyonce their "ideal girlfriend." We're guessing this news is not sitting well with that chick from Monday's Dr. Phil. [Contact Music]
- If you've wondered what Chris Kirkpatrick has been up to since he got threatened by Eminem, today's your lucky day. [MTV via VH1]
- The Microsoft executive who was in charge of the Zune launch is leaving the company, a trail of shiny brown turds in his wake. [Seattle Post-Intelligencer]