Idolator

- DMX swears he's "the only individual with $25,000 bail on traffic violations." That's true, but it's only because George Michael hasn't toured here in 15 years. [The Journal News]
- Marilyn Manson will be served with divorce papers today by Dita Von Teese, his wife of one year. A stung Manson will try to lick his wounds by actually licking his wounds. [Page Six]
- "Papa, papa! When did you realize that we—as a culture that mirrors the interests and ethics of a greater society—were doomed?" "When some pop star's missing dog actually counted as news." [NME]