Idolator

- Eddie Van Halen on his 15-year-old son's bass playing: "He's spanking me now, even though I never spanked him." How sweet. We think. [Blabbermouth]
- The biological father of Madonna's adopted child has learned one thing from his ordeal: How to get someone to contact you by sending them a message through the media. [Reuters via NYT]
- Cristin Keleher, who was jailed for breaking into George Harrison's house and helping herself to a frozen pizza in 1999, was found dead in an apparent murder-suicide over the weekend. [AP via mercurynews.com]