Idolator

- Geri "Ginger Spice" Haliwell retires from music, saying that she wants to give aspiring pop stars the opportunity to fill up Web sites' space on slow news days. [Sound Generator]
- Rock doofuses Hinder prepare for their inevitable return to the bar-band circuit with a cover of Eddie Money's "Take Me Home Tonight." [Billboard]
- 50 Cent gripes to Elle that Oprah Winfrey has "the exact same views" that white women have. [Page Six]