Idolator

- Newsflash: Shaking it like Shakira can be hazardous to your health, particularly if you're performing said gyrations on a slippery bar. [AP via NYT]
- will.i.am is the second person this year to base a pop song on Madonna's "Holiday," producing a Common song based around the track. You can always count on him to leave no already-plundered hook alone. [AllHipHop]
- Lindsay Lohan cements her all-American bona fides, becoming the 8,495,132nd person to have no idea who Robbie Williams is. [The Sun]