Idolator

considering Curtis died 2 years before the Hacienda opened, my answer would probably be "don't give up your day job".

At least a pair of Ian Curtis' shoes would be easy to hang up.

But there already is a Joy Division shoe:

http://www.newbalance-blog.com/2007/04/03/joy-division-cus...

The perfect gift for the Joy Division completist/amateur marathon runner in your life.

Finally, a shoe I can comfortably do coke in.

These will go nicely with my Factory Records Menstrual Egg Timer (FAC 8)