Idolator
After spending eight years as the U.S. Attorney General, Janet Reno is finally going to be among the country's most despicable, disreputable criminals: She's getting into the record biz!
According to a press release, Reno is overseeing Song Of America, a three-disc, fifty-track collection of Bali funk-rap historically minded tunes. According to a statement:
Janet Reno explains, "I thought that music would be a great way to engage listeners, especially young listeners, and spark their interest so they could gain a greater understanding and appreciation for our history. I am very proud to be associated with this collection of inspired performances.
Songs include Take 6's version of "The Star-Spangled Banner," Danielson's "Happy Days Are Here Again" and Devendra Banhart's "Little Boxes." Clearly, Reno wants you to let your freak-flag fly! But not really, as that's against federal flag laws.
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Is this in association with her highly rated "Janet Reno's Dance Party?" Because these don't sound like tunes to get the crowd moving.
Songs include Take 6's version of "The Star-Spangled Banner," Danielson's "Happy Days Are Here Again" and Devendra Banhart's "Little Boxes."
"WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT CRAP! PLAY MY SONG!!!"
["My Sharona" cues up.]
I can't wait for some of the other choice tracks on the album, namely:
"This Land Is [My] Land[, Bitch]" by 50 Cent
"The Star Spangled Banner (O, Say, Can You See? Because I Can't)" by Stevie Wonder
"Born In The U.S.A." by Arnold Schwarzenegger
"You And I [Can Fly Canadian Airlines]" by Celine and Hill
and, who can forget?:
"Allahu Ahkbar (The Iraq/Afghan/Qaeda National Anthem)" as performed by Barry Hussein.
@goodreverend: Woah, woah, woah! I'm having a Comedy Gold overload! Save those gems for when Fox News ramps up "The 1/2 Hour News Hour" again!
I'm the reason it went off the air. :(
Janet Reno? You're pulling our collective legs. This is the young assistant to Craig T. Nelson in "Coach."
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