Idolator
Really, now: When did the worm turn for 50 Cent? We were all so easily charmed back in the day, what with all the shy grins and the hugging references and multiple-gunshot stories. But now? Well, now he raps with all the passion of an Avis Assist device. Not to mention that on his new single (below), he's been reduced to comparing his life to an amusement park. That's right—he's like an amusement park! That makes him only one degree crazier than Tom Cochrane!
50 Cent - Amusement Park [MP3, link expired; via Nah Right]
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well , idolator may not like it, but fifty gets an 'a' from moe dee for sticking to themes.
Nice headline.
Fitty lost me two years ago on "Candy Shop," which barely qualifies as an entendre and a half -- and prevented the far superior "Since U Been Gone" from going to #1 on the Billboard charts.
She’s Like the Wind by Molly Lambert Because of my inherited (jewish) compulsion to talk all the time, I often end up giving out information about myself that is humorously embarrassing.
Isn't this a Blowfly cover?
At least it breaks from his knack for repeating the same, tired, four-note nursery-rhyme melody ("magic stick" & "candy-shop").
Painfully obvious now this guy was a product of hype and quality producers on the first album.
Still, if he never became famous, he would have never shown up on "24/7" at Roger Mayweather's mansion riding a Segway. So there's that.
Floyd Mayweather, even.
Cochrane! Manitoba represent!
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