Idolator
From MySpace's classifieds section:
Love Singing in the Shower!?!
MTV is currently casting singers of all types for its new outrageous musical competition series,
"Shower Power Music Hour"
Get ready to show us what your shower has bared witness to time and time again! Think karaoke in a bathrobe; moon-walking in ducky slippers; grooving in a shower cap! Get ready to scrub-a-dub-dub and sing in the tub for a shot at $1000 and other great prizes!
Yes, that's right—everyday people singing while wearing even less clothing than usual. It's genius, really. We're just surprised that they haven't thought of this before—after all, the possibility for "super-steamy"* crossover episodes with Room Raiders and Next can almost make up for the wretched voices the show's warbling hopefuls will have, right?
MTV seeking dynamic singers! [MySpace via Oh No They Didn't]
[Photo via mvhargan]
* Oh, come on, you know that's what the ads will say.
Comments
The placement of the ! before the ? in their opening line bugs me.
Shower Power Music Hour sounds a lot like Pants Off Dance Off to me. Is MTV feeling pressure from Fuse?!?!
Can somebody please put this network out of its misery before it gets any worse. This is getting embarassing.
Shower Power Music Hour? My God, that's a terrible name. As is the rest of the promo write-up. "Has bared witness to"? Don't you mean "has born witness"? Oh I get it now, haha, it's so funny.
That cat has a good shot, I'll bet.
I can't stop thinking about how wet that pussy's gonna get!
Just imagine the hordes of undiscovered talent lurking in the MySpace classifieds section.
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