Idolator

- Lupe Fiasco's business partner was sentenced to 44 years in jail after police found six kilograms of heroin in a storage locker, a situation that is both loopy and fiascuous. [Chicago Sun-Times]
- According to George Harrison's widow, the Beatles' remastered back-catalog won't be released until on online retailers until next year, just in time for the fortieth anniversary of the time Ringo used his rolling papers as a kazoo on "Don't Pass Me By." [Reuters]
- Jessica Simpson and Maroon 5's Adam Levine have rekindled their love, paving the way for a gaggle of annoyingly good-looking, moderately talented hatchlings. [TMZ]