Idolator

- James Blunt's new album is coming out in September; on release day, expect your mom to cue it up and take a longer-than-usual bath. [NME]
- Kudos to the New York Daily News for incorporating the phrase "The Gloved One even fingered a man" into a story about Michael Jackson's dwindling finances. [NY Daily News]
- A bottle of antihistamines that once belonged to Elvis Presley was auctioned off for $2,600; the winning bid was placed by the ghost of Colonel Tom Parker, who's both evil and overly nostalgic. [TMZ]