Idolator

- Michael Jackson's publicist released a list of eight random denials, noting that he is not bedridden, and that he is not selling his Sony/ATV publishing stake. He has, however, been feverishly masturbating to a DVD screener of The Last Mimzy.[Rush & Molloy]
- Barbra Streisand received a Legion of Honour medal from French president Nicolas Sarkozy, who's clearly stepping up his efforts to alienate his country's young minorities. [Reuters]
- Eve has received probation after pleading no contest to charges that she was driving drunk when she crashed her car in April; she also admitted to not getting that Last Mimzy joke. [AP]