Idolator

Making me dreadanticipate Idolator's BET Hip-Hop Awards live-blog even moreso than I was already—and finally bringing together early '00s pop-rap and ladies who play the tympani—Nelly is "holding open auditions for an all-girl drumline for his performance at the awards on October 13" according to XXL. Interested parties "should know how to play the trumpet, tuba, snare drum, bass drum or tri toms and be able to march with their instrument." Perhaps they will then use his head as a drum in retaliation for the "Tip Drill" video.

Nelly Holding Auditions for All-Female Drumline [XXL]