Idolator

If they can tap the majesty of "Porcupine Racetrack," they just might have a hit.

Can it top Andy Prieboy's adaptation of White Trash Wins Lotto, though.

"It spells: S.T.E.V.E.N" - Ouija Board, Ouija Board

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@janine: Damn you. Do you know how many years it took to get that out of my head? "I'm the slowest porcupine in town..."

Note to Ben Garant and Tom Lennon (who probably don't read Idolator):

JUST FUCKING DONT PLEASE KTHX

@loudersoft: For those two, something tells me that a strict schedule of counting money and writing down borderline gay slurs (jokes?) doesn't leave enough time in the day to even think about whatever an "Idolator" is. Mr. Moz would probably have a tizzy with licensing rights anyway, right? Somebody (an ice cream vendor, perhaps), please feel free to correct me.

I do have much love, however, for this "porcupine racetrack" you all speak of.