Idolator

• Jess sat through eight hours of mind-numbing Congressional grandstanding ... and lived to write his way through it.
• We sent Andy Beta to the church of the Fab Four.
• The Anono-Critic looked at Spin's attempt to canonize the punk era.
• Soulja Boy's vision may be a bit obstructed, but he's still at the top of the singles charts. (Maybe it was the Bambi video?)
• The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame continued to ignore "Weird Al" Yankovic.
• Maura came to the realization that she may be a typical girl.
• We threw a party, and you could have been there, but you were probably home watching Monday Night Football.
• Or maybe you were just sitting around "wank mining." Either way.