Idolator

• Britney "Diamond Dave" Spears actually put some well-received new product in the stores. Product that may even hit No. 1, unless Wal-Mart decides to bring the Eagles into it.
• Led Zeppelin was forced to reschedule one of the biggest concerts of the year thanks to a little boo-boo.
• Donny The Downloader reminded us why we hated school assemblies so much.
• Rock radio: whether it's "active" or "modern," there's always room for Nickelback.
• If you haven't paid those parking tickets, it might be wise to avoid any Ozzy Osbourne concerts for a while.
• We got nostalgic for the days when the Arcade Fire's songs were bigger than their stage show.
• Clear Channel earned itself just a little more negative press by snubbing the Boss.
• Even if you don't think this is the best song ever, it's still pretty boss.
• And Halloween came and went, meaning we survived the undead bouffant army.