Idolator

- A note to America's Emo-thusiasts: The cops have a few cutting remarks to make about you.
- In case you were wondering, the RIAA stands for Reactionary Idiots, Acting Aggressively.
- We made up a bunch of Lollapalooza rumors, and didn't get lollapalibeled.
- Which phallic-obsessed singer will perform at next year's Super Bowl?
- The White Rapper Show ends, prompting us to make one last call of "Hallelujah, hollaback!"
- Justin Timberlake takes on the haters.
- The Sundance will never set on our least-favorite Idol contestant.
- Another shot of Tila Tequila: Strangely, it does not numb the pain.
- Do you belong in the Truck Driver's Hall Of Shame?
- Jeff Tweedy takes a leak, and some of his fans eagerly lap it up.
- James Murphy is playing with his mouse, with his mouse.