Idolator

- Apparently, the only thing people on the Internet love more than half-informed rants is complaining about half-informed rants.
- Another music magazine dies; alas, it's not Alternative Press.
- We need pictures of assholes—and not the kind you normally send to Fleshbot.
- You guys are too busy reading Pitchfork...
- ...when you should be making "DeYoung For President" buttons.
- If Doug Morris gets his way, the major labels will develop a way to jail you and make you buy the new Alien Ant Farm, all at once.
— We know we've used this joke before, but how can we resist: All Bill Gates wants to do is a Zune, Zune, Zune.