Idolator

I thought this was some Matthew Barney installation.

I feel distressed.

Do you think they go to the same place for their brow-waxes?

That's like a 40 car pile-up on the fashion freeway.

Hmm, it's just not the same without the little white dots o' coke coming out of their noses. Is he wearing a hoodie underneath his jacket?

Try Jeff Koons.

What a but-her-face. Oh, and a Fergie's got a busted face too.

Who dug up Alfalfa and inflated his corpse with helium balloons?

@heidiho:

It's like he's wearing a hoodie underneath a jacket, but then you can see shirt at the bottom. He's wearing a hoodickie!

I cant even think of something witty to say: fuck these two people.

Quick, someone Photoshop a piss stain Perez's pants.

Am I the only one who flashes on Otho from Beetlejuice on this guy?

so basically all we're waiting for now is a rain of frogs & the death of the firstborn, right?

Perez looks like a waaaay uglier version of Mugatu from Zoolander in that picture.

@NickEddy: You're my hero.

You can't fool me, Idolator! This is totally from Madame Tussaud's!! Like the fake Pitchfork reviews - "The Facts or The Wax"?

And seriously, fake mohawks were never very cool when people first started doing them four fucking years ago, and at this point, I would say having one makes you a total fucking douche bag.

these comments are all amazing. kudos, all.

just when you thought someone couldn't dress worse than fergie...

$50 dollars says his pants crotch smells like shit.

@Breliant: Upon closer inspection (Oh God...), it looks he's taken care of that himself. Yeah, sure...the jeans are supposed to look like that. Pffft. What a cum stain that motherfucker is.