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Tryouts for the CW's upcoming reality show, "The Next Pussycat Doll," kick off this weekend in Los Angeles. Alas, while the rules do prohibit anyone running for office from trying out (sorry, Katherine Harris!), they don't mention that unless the winner's name is "Nicole Scherzinger," there's no way that she will be able to star in a video with Diddy or duet with an opera singer or be remembered by name six months after the show finishes airing.

Apply to be the next Pussycat Doll [The CW]
"Diddy featuring Nicole Scherzinger - Come to Me" [YouTube link]
"You Are My Miracle - Vittorio and Nicole Scherzinger" [iTunes]