Idolator

Nah, he can get it altered into a tie-fighter later.

The shiny brown turd of tattoos...

For a sec I'm all "Since when did Dylan Carlson go insane?"

I was a test marketer for OK Cola. Did anyone else ever try it? Did it even come out?

Did you expect him to get an iPod Nano tattoo? C'mon...look at those sausage-fingers and tell me he can operate any portable music player smaller than a Zune (shinybrownturd)?

Too much, too Zune.

Even he doesn't look too happy about it.

I'd say this is some marketing stunt.

But if it were they would hire some emanciated indie kids. Or some dude who likes Mims to talk about why he rocks.

So real and so scary.

This is the Zune target market, this is the face of bloatware...

Semi-on topic, you guys might appreciate that I recently drew a picture of a cute, pink cat tie fighter, anyone wanna get that as a tat?

Yeah, that will impress the chicks all right.

Sad and disturbing.

Look at how tiny that tattoo is on his flabby arm. What a waste of surface area.

Ha, ha! The consumer electronic he enjoys is less popular than the product I and my friends identify with!!!

Who wants to bet he still lives with his mother?

Should've saved the money for gastric bypass surgery.