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A few blogs have posted over the past few days that there's a new Britney Spears single on the horizon—each post, though, seems to credit this bit of news to "New Orleans radio station" (it's likely not WYLD), and some claim that it's premiering today on "Chicago radio" at noon. Reliable! Still, the mere possibility of a new Britney song is obviously Drudge-siren-important; one can only hope that the hair-extensioned singer is, right now, getting ready to break the news on her sort-of-a-blog, and merely putting the finishing touches on the wig that she'll wear for the site's latest classy-ass redesign.

Britney Spears - New Single To Arrive Juily 9th! [Pretty Much Amazing]