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The greatest headline you will read all day: "Putrid Pile, Omnicidal Intent Confirmed For Sheboygan Deathfest II." And if you happen to live in Wisconsin, I can confirm that Putrid Pile, a one-man grindcore band made up of a fat dude who sounds like a cattle colonoscopy, is a good time. [Blabbermouth]
10:32 AM on Tue Aug 7 2007
By jharv
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Last night on ILX the drunken Minnesota thrash band Cream Corn Monstrosity was inaugurated. They'd probably fit right in.
A++++
I'm bringin' the kids!
They really need to get Kenosha's BEAUTIFUL BERT AND THE CROTCH CRICKETS (or THE LUCIOUS ONES) to play. [www.youtube.com]
NOT SAFE FOR WORK, or really at anytime.
Bert was/is legendary. My fave is sometime in the late 1980's at Milwaukee's Unicorn during TrashFest, Bert was in the middle of his act of singing and shoving things up his hole... After the Kielbasa, he's about to have a go with the microphone. Out comes Gus, the punk-rock Iranian guy, owner of the Unicorn, the toughest (and most loveable) MF that anyone will ever come across, screaming at Bert: "Bert! What you doing? Don't shove my microphone up your ass! What I'm saying!? Don't shove anyting up your ass!"
Don't forget that Cock & Ball Torture performed at this year's Maryland Death Fest
My favorite Blabbermouth headline for August 7, 2007?
"Gene Hoglan Busted For Burrito-Smuggling"
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