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Is that really Slash's wife? She doesn't look "Sunset Strip circa 1988" enough.

is slash's wife the brunette or the blonde?

Did this picture come from "She-Male Monthly"?

Wow, Perry and Slash are married to the Real Housewives of the OC!

Tracii Guns is busy these days telling people that Axl Rose is posting mean things about him on Myspace: http://www.metalsludge.tv/home/index.php?option=com_conten...

Yep, rock stars and ridiculously round fake breasts... good to know you can still count on something in this crazy mixed-up world.

Is that Perry Farrell, or Thurston Howell III? All he needs is the yachting cap!

And with that, Slash attained the startling title of "most attractive person in a picture." The whole universe is going to taste just a little more sour from here on out.

For a somewhat frighteningly brief moment there I thought the blonde was Amanda Lepore.

http://www.amandaleporeonline.com/

My guess is that Slash got married in a drug fueled haze and still has not sobered up enough to get a good look at his wife. That is the only explanation that makes any sense.

That moment wasn't so brief for me. That's a MAN baby!

Perry probably has more money than Thurston Howell, but Lovey has that woman beat by a mile in the looks department.

Slash's wife is the brunette, her name is Perla, there are some photos of her that are pretty sexy but they're old ... and she's not the only one who's body's changed over the past 10 years you douches

/ well i can now scratch "defending Slash" off the list of things i'd never thought i'd do in my lifetime

Kinda looks like Heavy Metal Parking Lot, the sequel.

At the very least, I hope those butter-faces are Jewish, so that at least Perry & Saul's mamas can be ok with the marriages.

I never knew Slash and Jennifer Coolidge were an item.