Idolator

So last week we told you about our attempt to contact Dave Mustaine after he offered up his phone number on the official Megadeth Web site and invited fans to give him a ring. In order to harass Dave, I had to sign up Idolator with SayNow, a service that, once you give them your phone number, a kidney, and your SSN, allows you to call/text message popular singers like Taylor Hicks and the guy from Papa Roach. Well, this weekend I finally heard back from "Dave." Several times in fact. His theories on life, the universe, and everything are after the jump:

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That's not really what I had in mind when I asked him who he thought the greatest metal band of all time was. (This also isn't what I thought he meant by "Loved to Death.") Now, I'm not saying that me this whole SayNow business necessarily had anything to do with me getting nine porn spam text messages starting on Friday and continuing over the course of the weekend. I'm just saying.