Idolator

The baseball chatters at The Dugout have given Sufjan Stevens a head start on his Centennial State-themed album—which they've helpfully titled Colorado is Colo-Radical!—by envisioning his tribute to retiring Colorado Rockies infielder Vinny Castilla. We can totally hear the banjos coming in during that whole "cancer"/"hit by a train" part.

Vinny Castilla Day [The Dugout]