Idolator
A Sega Toys employee shows off the "iPenguin," a robot that features "seven LED lights and a speaker on its bod." We fully expect you to purchase it from a Sky Mall catalog for $699, use it once to show off how funny it is when it dances to "Da Butt," and then forget about it in mid-October.
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I'm going to get these Sega folks on my idea for a cat-shaped rock polisher FOR cats. Kitty can have hours of fun polishing turquoise and other stones, and the fun cat shape stimulates their minds!
It can also play "Year of the Cat," but sung by Chris Lowe!
You could use these penguins for teledildonics, no? If so, I'd never want to leave the house....
This is how civilization ends my friend.
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