Idolator

I have no idea what the best part of this story is. That there's a band with the awesome name Pungent Stench. That the drummer has broken up the band. That he's broken up the band with a tearful letter because the guitarist is "jealous about my work with the Stench." That the drummer goes by the names Mr. Stench, Rector Stench, or Sex Slave. Or that his real last name is Wank. Metal always delivers. [Blabbermouth]