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Perez! Hilton! Still! Really! Loves! Music!

Celebrity bloglodyte Perez Hilton does more than just violate copyright law and incur bad karma—he also "writes" about new music. Can you pick which barely contained blurb is a fake?

UPDATE: Something went nutty with our poll, but it's all fixed now. It's official: Reading Perezhilton.com now makes you stupider than Perez Hilton.

10:33 AM on Mon Dec 18 2006
By Brian Raftery
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by Dancomono at 10:44 AM on 12/18/06
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you guys, this one's easy - Perez Hilton isn't smart enough to make HTML mistakes!
by slutsguts at 11:04 AM on 12/18/06
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Yeah the percentage sign kinda gave it away.
by Mark Graham at 11:53 AM on 12/18/06
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Does this mean that the "guess the fake Pitchfork blurb" bit is going to be retired? Or are we expanding? Looking forward to reading "guess the fake Gorilla vs. Bear blurb"!
by ryan hodgkins at 12:15 PM on 12/18/06
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When I read his thoughts on music, I'm thankful that this is the closest I'll ever get to being on the receiving end of his ejaculatory gushing.
by momo at 01:36 PM on 12/18/06
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Is this the first time bloglodyte has been used?

Me likey.