Idolator

I love how even the network that broadcasts this damn show can't resist making fun of Bret Michaels (e.g., "diabeetus")

Bah. Bad, bad idea to bring back Bret for a second round.

EXCEPT if The Plan is to also bring back Heather. Which, honestly, seems to make the most sense from a ratings point of view.

You heard it here first.

I call shenanigans!

Much like NBC's expected revival of American Gladiators, this is wonderful/horrendous. To AG's advantage though, that show will be VD free.

I'm getting a little turned on...

They should to do spin off called Rock Of Ages: Rock Of Love. For us aging groupies. It would star Robin Zander. And me.

That is LAME. I'm disappointed. I wanted it to be Tommy Lee or Dave Navarro - someone of that ilk.

Weak. I wanted someone who was more batshit than Bret.

Pleassssse let this mean it's the triumphant return of Heather.

Oh. My. God. Of all the 1990's hair-metal lead singers to revive, the best we can do is Bret-freakin'Michaels? Of "Unskinny Bop" fame?
Kip Winger is better looking. Nikki Sixx is just smoking hot, and so's his friend Tommy Lee (mmmmm). But Bret Michaels? I'd sooner choose CC DeVille!

Whatever - as long as Rodeo gets to stalk..er, I mean date him again AND plug her sausage!

I saw bits and pieces of this (no) thanks to my wife and I never could see the appeal. This guy was dull as dry toast. Also told her he'd be back for season two and she didn't believe me.

Wonder how is wife and kids feel about this?

A whole show revolving around Robin Zander? Is America ready for guy-on-old guy action?