Idolator

That's the most lucid mummy I've ever heard.

Mr. Speed must've been working overtime to ensure it looked like Ace still has fast fingers rather than shaky, slow ones.

The artistic apex of his career, really.

Er, so what does "P & L" stand for in our world? "Profit & Loss"?

I would be curious to know exactly how Gene Simmons is making money off of this...He has to be getting his beak wet somehow in all of this...

@Hyman Decent: no idea--I'm in editorial!

@Mick Kraut: Hmmm... Is Ace sporting the KISS-trademarked facepaint, or is it just different enough get away with not having to license it?

Are you sure that's not Chris Walken?

@LeslieAnnzie: Nah. Walken would've ended the line with "baby."

That was less insufferable than "Garden State" anyway...

Ace would've chewed the scenery in Garden State.

Anybody remember the TV movie, "KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park"? I was only a kid when it aired, and not the most critical viewer - but it was screamingly obvious to me, even then, that Ace's dialogue had been dubbed in later. So he's always been a marble-mouth.

That was so AWESOME! Sparks, drag queens, and coffee. Shitty coffee, but the sparks coming out of the guitar were wicked cool! Is "Ace" a chick?