Lost in all the In Rainbows hoopla earlier this week was the fact that the Arcade Fire—who, you may remember, put out the most important album of 2007 first—would be unleashing a huge surprise via the Web site BeonlineB this Saturday. Speculation over what the site, the name of which is derived from an anagram for Neon Bible, would be launching has run rampant over the past few days, with most of the guesses using the words "remix," "b-sides," "remixes," or "James Murphy." But what if the ever-innovative Canadians are going for something completely ... different? Something with a little bit of le Web 2.0 flair?
Think about it. Sure, "BeonlineB" suggests that the project would involve b-sides or remixes or some other cast-off type of thing that will conveniently remind writers readying their end-of-year lists that, oh yeah, Neon Bible came out waayyyy back in the beginning of this year, but doesn't "BeonlineB" also suggest to you some sort of ... command? Like, "be online and stay online ... through our all-new, Arcade Fire-themed social network?" Right? And you can post blogs about the Arcade Fire and play Scrabble using only Arcade Fire song titles and bite your friends while being dressed up as Win Butler Zombies and compare the members of the Arcade Fire on judgments like "best dressed" and "best public speaker" and "more likely to do a favor for me" and ...
OK, OK, it's probably a remix album. But admit it: Some of you out there got a little pang of excitement when you thought about the prospect of meeting a bunch of new AF-loving pals, especially from the comfort of your own computer.
BeonlineB [Official site]





Comments
1. Why did it take me this long to realize beonlineb is an anagram for Neon Bible?
2. I would say I'm down for Scrabulous, but judging by my apparent lack of anagramming skills, I just don't know anymore.
Maybe they're finally going to return that dude's basketball.
I'm assuming the aforementioned James Murphy is not the onetime Death guitar player turned producer.
Dude, you are spending too much time playing Scrabble on Facebook.
HOWEVER, the thought of Win Butler Zombies is rad.
Extracrispy just won.
They're cutting the band down to 17?
Mr. Catbird seems to suggest that it could possibly be something else. Maybe.
Ever since Neon Bible came out, this band seems to have gotten a lot more D&D. Like with the secret websites, anograms clues, post-apocalyptic chamber rock, etc. Maybe the Saturday suprise is that they're going to slay an Orc live on stage at next year's coachella.
Yo, be online, B. Shit is mad real online. You gotta stay connected to that muhfucka, nahmean? But for real, maybe it means they wont suck anymore. Hopefully.
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