Idolator

The rumor that there was a sex tape featuring Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz must have thrilled that cougar-mom who was waiting in line at Sam Ash a few weeks ago, but sadly for her, it isn't real. Which is to say that the footage does really feature him, but he's in "character," acting alongside Bonnie Muirhead, a.k.a. Bonnie from Hell's Kitchen, in a scene from his pal's film Goodnight Moon. What does it say about my blase attitude toward these OMG SEX TAPES that my first thought upon reading about this wasn't "how stupid can people be to think that a sex tape with a soundtrack and multiple camera angles is real??", but "Aw, man, Julia was robbed"? Anyway, the offending scene is after the jump, so as not to get the few of you who are actually at work today fired.

Journal: Nov. 21, 2007 [falloutboyrock.com]
The Pete Wentz Sex Tape [YouTube]
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