Idolator

A comment from the Brad Paisley post:

BY AQUEMINI AT 03:02 PM
Holy fuck. Getting my commenting name revoked be damned— the music taste on this site has officialy hit its nadir. Call me a snob or whatever, but Brad fucking Paisley fucking sucks.



Dude, we'd never think of it! You're like a daily colonic for editors of this website, flushing us clean of all the terrible pop and cheesy rap and awful R&B we love so much with a little dose of reality, a dollop of wit, and a heaping helping of common sense about the music industry. We appreciate what you do! And so, after the jump, we present only a sampling of Aquemini in his own words:

BY AQUEMINI AT 04:25 PM
A label that "boasts" (i use the word lightly) a lineup including Atreyu, Hawthorne Heights, Taking Back Sunday, and Thursday is run by people who suck?
In other news, water is wet.

BY AQUEMINI AT 06:23 PM
And DHMBIB: How about, 'I'm like Vanilla Ice with the way i write music that fucking sucks'?

BY AQUEMINI AT 02:25 PM
Maybe it's because Poison is a shitty washed up band?
Don't get me wrong, I used love Posion... when I was in 5th grade.
Now? Not so much.

BY AQUEMINI AT 03:06 PM
Has no one really given Akon's body of work this treatment yet?
Okay, here goes:
Every song by Akon ever: This song fucking sucks and I cannot believe there are enough 11 year old girls in America to continually sustain his "career".

He also likes to dry-hump 12 year olds on stage with shirt off.

BY AQUEMINI AT 04:10 PM
unlike the impersonator in this picture, posh spice does not have an actual brain
Fixed it for you

BY AQUEMINI AT 12:20 PM
You mean someone whose whole career was started by a reality TV game show's record sucks?
You don't say.

BY AQUEMINI AT 04:05 PM
Any chance he apologizes for just straight-up sucking ass at making music?
It would be SO meta- making a shitty song, where he says sorry for making shitty songs.

BY AQUEMINI AT 11:24 AM
At the risk of losing my "rockist" status, I must say that Art Brut bores me. "Formed A Band"? Should've formed a better band

BY AQUEMINI AT 09:19 AM
Jesus Jones?! Hell yes.

BY AQUEMINI AT 12:55 PM
Leak of the day? As in the leaky liquid shit that is this guy's music?

BY AQUEMINI AT 12:54 PM
I'll tell you where PAnic at Disco will be in a few years: still singing shitty songs about how the girl at the mall made him sad and wear makeup.

BY AQUEMINI AT 07:43 PM
Wow, this songs fucking BLOWS.

BY AQUEMINI AT 10:10 AM
Again, I say: Who really gives a fuck about this music except 8th grade girls?

BY AQUEMINI AT 05:03 PM
I cant even think of something witty to say: fuck these two people.

BY AQUEMINI AT 11:21 AM
Man, those are some nappy headed hoes.

BY AQUEMINI AT 09:34 PM
this is one steamy, fat pile of shit.

BY AQUEMINI AT 12:48 PM
Nothing against the site, or the editors, but does anyone who comes here really give a shit about teeny-bop R&B? Seriously, fuck this kid, and all the other whack ass eleventeen year olds putting out the crappiest music I can possibly imagine.

BY AQUEMINI AT 12:26 PM
I am not indier-than thou, at all. I just think music takes some thought and that it should express good, honest emotion, and not be an obvious "business"; which means, i think (and that is my opinion) that 1) Fergie blows (as you cannot tell me real thought and emotion goes into her work), 2) PATD is even worse (a band whose every song title and move is certainly plotted out by marketers), and 3) American Idol is one of the worst things to ever happen to American music (just because you go on some show and sing a song you didn't even write doesn't make you an artist-sorry).

And, I would venture to say, based on past comments about Ne-yo (of all crappy artists) and here, Maura, that you are certainly in the minority.

Wow, that was kind of exhausting! Feel free to browse Aquemini's archives for more bon mots.