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Apparently, 50 Cent doesn't live up to his own name! Or he does, but only just! Because, you know, he's, like, broke! Isn't that ironic?! Don't'cha think?! Because he's named after money but the actual money he himself has—you know, the money belonging to a guy named (whoa!) 50 Cent (!)—has been dwindling! Just ask the NY Daily News' Rush & Molloy, who cadged their choice tidbit from a feature in the new XXL, which leaves us with a couple questions. And they write the "cleverest" headline imaginable to illustrate it! It's excellent! By the way, does Rush or Molloy subscribe to XXL?
50 Cent Learns Value Of A Dollar [NY Daily News]
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Isn't this the Vitamin Water guy, though? So at least he, like Duff McKagan, is diversified.
Headline: "Wealthy person slightly less wealthy than he used to be, but can still buy and sell your ass."
It's wordy, but can be reused daily.
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