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do any of these women ever eat actual food? edamame and sushi do not count, posh.

Jesus Christ. I feel like I should have one of those old Nintendo guns to kill the zombies before they get too close to my screen.

Mel C doesn't look very sporty

Check out the gams on Baby Spice.

Egads, I can almost see her knee!

Geri looks like an insane goth mermaid.

And to think I was worried about the Spice Girls getting all tasteful about their wardrobe choices now that they are little bit older.

it's a bra, it's not a top!

/seinfeld

Sporty looks bizarre. BIZARRE!

Quick! Someone start a "Chris Brown's Ankles" LJ community! Do it for Maura. Do it for the kids. (Sorry, I couldn't resist.)

Nice to see that Ginger's still the trashy(ist?) one of the group, I was afraid she'd gone all hippy-dippy 'Earth mother' on us after the last press shot.

Scary looks like she "accidentally" forgot the rest of her outfit in a moment of desperation to distract attention away from Ginger.

They photoshopped an ass on Posh; truly, mine eyes have seen the wonder of the world.

Weird looking indeed. But all still very shtupable.

You know there's a problem when Sporty Spice is the most sensibly dressed of the five.

I like how painfully obvious it is that these were individual photos spliced together.

If Baby Spice would just do something to distract from that fivehead, she'd be the best looking one in the bunch.

Baby is the one. Always has been.

why is mel c. COMPLETELY covered up when 2/5 or just wearing bras, baby's top is see-through and posh is freaky looking, so she should be covered up.

I'm glad the whole "being in their thirties" thing gave them some insecurity.

They ARE in their thirties now, right? Cuz it sure looks like it.