Hey, Asshole!: Virgin Festival Special Edition - Idolator Comments

Hey, Asshole!: Virgin Festival Special Edition

notyoutoob — Wed, 11 Oct 2006 17:07:13 EDT

Girl on shoulders can be forgiven if girl flashes boobs at band. Extra forgiveness if she flashes crowd as well. Fully forgiven if her boobs aren't sagging.

notyoutoob

Hey, Asshole!: Virgin Festival Special Edition

blueintheface — Sat, 30 Sep 2006 19:46:39 EDT

this is the most inspiring thing i've seen all week. dude needs to take that camera behind the wheel.

blueintheface

Hey, Asshole!: Virgin Festival Special Edition

AcidReign — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 16:16:48 EDT

.....We managed to dump one crowd-surfing asswipe face-first down into a floor full of broken glass and God knows what else, during the 1987 GNR/Aerosmith show. That was a most excellent moment! Guy had to be helped out to an ambulance by security. Turd.

.....The way to deal with the shoulder-riding chick in front of you is ye olde tube of icy-hot squirted down the butt-crack. They'll likely kick the shit out of the guy's chest who's holding them up, too!

AcidReign

Hey, Asshole!: Virgin Festival Special Edition

Bob Loblaw — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 10:51:23 EDT

Crowd surfers are assholes, each and every one. There are few greater pleasures than punching one in the kidney as he drives his heel into the eyesocket of the girl next to you.

Bob Loblaw

Hey, Asshole!: Virgin Festival Special Edition

KurticusMaximus — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 20:08:07 EDT

Crowd surfing should only be tolerated in one situations-

As a means of escape when 5'1" girls are being destroyed by the crush of humanity during a show. I'm a 6'2" guy, and I've been to shows where it was so tight, I could lift my feet off the floor and stay suspended. If you're a dude, suck it up and deal. If your a girl, however, get thee into crowd-surfing position, and hold your shirt down.

KurticusMaximus

Hey, Asshole!: Virgin Festival Special Edition

Scott Steg — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 19:59:43 EDT

Crowd surfing should have gone away like Grunge. There's no point to it anymore, especially when I've even seen it at Coldplay shows. Give me a break.

Scott Steg

Hey, Asshole!: Virgin Festival Special Edition

SlimShadenfruede — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 17:09:19 EDT

I think women refer to crowd surfing the molestotron ride.

SlimShadenfruede

Hey, Asshole!: Virgin Festival Special Edition

jfruh — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 17:08:26 EDT

Since it was held at Pimilco, home of the always-disgusting Preakness, I would think that public urination would be a requirement.

jfruh

Hey, Asshole!: Virgin Festival Special Edition

PurduePaul — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 16:41:07 EDT

How come I was expected to see more 18 year old girls...this was advertised as the virgin festival....oh wait...

PurduePaul