<![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1 - Idolator Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/idolator.com.png <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1 - Idolator Comments]]> http://idolator.com Tue, 05 Dec 2006 15:59:23 EST Tue, 05 Dec 2006 15:59:23 EST http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c703900 I just figured it out.


Vanilla Ice.

Abe Froman's Sausage

]]> 33:219080:c703900 Tue, 05 Dec 2006 15:59:23 EST <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c702269 Let's hope it's Eddie Vedder.

dmac

]]> 33:219080:c702269 Tue, 05 Dec 2006 12:10:07 EST <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c701783 The Evanescence review had more.

Also: a follow-up.

Maura Johnston

]]> 33:219080:c701783 Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:56:24 EST <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c701722 38 comments? Isn't this some kind of record?

Bob Loblaw

]]> 33:219080:c701722 Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:45:42 EST <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c701663 I was thinking Sebastian Bach, too. But Skid Row don't still tour, do they?

ghostyhead

]]> 33:219080:c701663 Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:35:32 EST <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c701593 My first thought was Sebastian Bach - but he's more '80s than '90s, right?

It's too bad it can't be GG Allin or El Duce.

mike a

]]> 33:219080:c701593 Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:16:43 EST <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c701540 Oh. Just been informed that that guy is married. So never mind.

zibby

]]> 33:219080:c701540 Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:02:30 EST <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c701534 You're all wrong. It's most certainly the guy from Live.

zibby

]]> 33:219080:c701534 Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:00:12 EST <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c701313 Please, please, please let it be Liam Gallagher.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> 33:219080:c701313 Tue, 05 Dec 2006 08:59:46 EST <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c701165 Yeah, it's probably Bret Michaels. He's been solo touring in between Poison's summer tours for the last few years.

antistar

]]> 33:219080:c701165 Tue, 05 Dec 2006 05:11:00 EST <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c701076 We're sure it's not Cobain, right?

Abe Froman's Sausage

]]> 33:219080:c701076 Tue, 05 Dec 2006 02:50:34 EST <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c700986 Oh wait, it has to be a singer? Then Rob Zombie. Please let it be Rob Zombie.

Miss Harvill

]]> 33:219080:c700986 Tue, 05 Dec 2006 01:07:17 EST <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c700983 Dave Navarro-- hasn't it been a few weeks since his last reality show ended?

Miss Harvill

]]> 33:219080:c700983 Tue, 05 Dec 2006 01:04:14 EST <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c700854 Milli and or Vanilli?

jew-jew

]]> 33:219080:c700854 Mon, 04 Dec 2006 23:52:03 EST <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c700513 Breaking news! Having spent the royalties from the Nirvana catalog, the ever business forward Courtney Love has sold the rights to dead hubby Kurt Cobain to VH1. Watch the fun as the bachelorettes coo and kiss the rotted flesh of the uber-grungy corpse. Hey, beats kissing Flavor Flav. (And better teef!)

mr.mxyzptlk

]]> 33:219080:c700513 Mon, 04 Dec 2006 21:54:14 EST <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c700503 Do we all remember in the alternate dimension known as the 90s, Adam Duritz dated Courtney Cox, Jennifer Aniston and Winona Ryder? Why did we allow this to happen?

The Mozfather

]]> 33:219080:c700503 Mon, 04 Dec 2006 21:51:15 EST <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c700469 SNOW!

cerulgalactus

]]> 33:219080:c700469 Mon, 04 Dec 2006 21:39:42 EST <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c700218 If there is a god in heaven it will be Axl Rose

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> 33:219080:c700218 Mon, 04 Dec 2006 20:15:46 EST <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c700081 HETFIELD '91

Weezy F Baby

]]> 33:219080:c700081 Mon, 04 Dec 2006 19:39:33 EST <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c700014 Not CC? RIPOFF.

Ned Raggett

]]> 33:219080:c700014 Mon, 04 Dec 2006 19:19:36 EST <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c699892 It's Bret Micheals.
Deal with it.

Plague

]]> 33:219080:c699892 Mon, 04 Dec 2006 18:45:00 EST <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c699648 Hmm, what about one of those guys from Korn? Didnt their drummer pose for Calvin Klein jeans?

Staind maybe? They seem like the type.

And what about Faith No More...they could talk about what is was like to let Courtney Love front their band for 5 minutes.

I bet one of the dudes from Hootie and the Blowfish could take a break from playing the WalMart corporate office Christmas party...one has to be single, right?

Ohh, even better... Danger Danger has been playing Europe... could it be Steve West?

Wasp vs Stryper

]]> 33:219080:c699648 Mon, 04 Dec 2006 17:38:52 EST <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c699643 See, but I think the Durst is still way too proud to sign on to something like this - for now. And I don't think any publicist shy of being held at gunpoint would refer to him as "sexy." And is Limp Bizkit touring in any capacity?
I'm gonna go with Scott Stapp.

SirLoin

]]> 33:219080:c699643 Mon, 04 Dec 2006 17:38:00 EST <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c699604 Vince Neil is plausible, but Motley Crue was NOT popular in the 90s. Adam Duritz (as gross as it sounds) does pretty well for himself. I wish it were Billy Corgan, if only for the episode where Courtney Love shows up to perform Bridgitte Neilson's role of "possessive weirdo."

janine

]]> 33:219080:c699604 Mon, 04 Dec 2006 17:27:57 EST <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c699583 Oh God, please let it be that blown out (hairwise, at least), once chubby, lead singer A-hole from the Goo Goo Dolls.

hhpeterson13

]]> 33:219080:c699583 Mon, 04 Dec 2006 17:23:55 EST <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c699394 Steve Harwell is married.

Bon Jour, Pee Wee

]]> 33:219080:c699394 Mon, 04 Dec 2006 16:42:26 EST <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c699387 I'm sure he's paid for a few friends.

Anyway, gotta be the Durst.

Ned Raggett

]]> 33:219080:c699387 Mon, 04 Dec 2006 16:39:25 EST <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c699350 What's his face from the Gin Blossoms?

What's his name from Live?

Who's that from Soul Asylum?

I hope it's Zach De la Rocha so he can get all preachy. Good Times.

BigRicks

]]> 33:219080:c699350 Mon, 04 Dec 2006 16:31:59 EST <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c699319 It's more plausible than the idea that Adam Duritz had friends!

Nicolars

]]> 33:219080:c699319 Mon, 04 Dec 2006 16:27:41 EST <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c699208 This is only vaguely related, but fun to share: the Counting Crows song "Mr. Jones" is awesomely funny if you imagine that "Mr. Jones" is Adam Durwitz's pet name for his penis. "Is she looking at you? She's looking at me."

jfruh

]]> 33:219080:c699208 Mon, 04 Dec 2006 16:06:06 EST <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c699178 VINCE NEIL of Motley Crue.

"single"? Check,

"rocker"? Check.

"famous"? Check.

"sexy"? Um...

"bad boy"? Double check.

"lead singer"? Check.

"still tours today"? Check.

Unfortunately, the show would be sooo much better if it were Tommy Lee...

mr.mxyzptlk

]]> 33:219080:c699178 Mon, 04 Dec 2006 16:02:25 EST <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c699162 Candlebox, maybe? They're still touring...I have no idea why, but they are still touring...

BawstonSean

]]> 33:219080:c699162 Mon, 04 Dec 2006 16:00:11 EST <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c699086 Hootie?

whoneedslight

]]> 33:219080:c699086 Mon, 04 Dec 2006 15:45:06 EST <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c698933 What about the dude from Geggy Tah? I bet he's not up to much these days.

BawstonSean

]]> 33:219080:c698933 Mon, 04 Dec 2006 15:19:31 EST <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c698829 Maybe it's Shannon Hoon's corpse. Too soon?

Ted Striker

]]> 33:219080:c698829 Mon, 04 Dec 2006 15:04:12 EST <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c698825 What about one of the guys (or both?) from Insane Clown Posse? That would be awesome, especially if they wore their makeup on camera.

JackieTreehorn

]]> 33:219080:c698825 Mon, 04 Dec 2006 15:03:56 EST <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c698804 Well I just heard
The news today...

FionaScrapple

]]> 33:219080:c698804 Mon, 04 Dec 2006 15:01:08 EST <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c698747 Thankfully, Jerry Cantrell has reunited something called "Alice in Chains" and J Mascis [oooooh, steeeaamy] is touring with something referred to as "Dinosaur Jr," so they can't really be considered.

Then there's that whole Axl thing...

ecoboy_wmc

]]> 33:219080:c698747 Mon, 04 Dec 2006 14:50:45 EST <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c698740 Maybe they can get all edgy and cast Brett Anderson from Suede after being quoted saying:

"I see myself as a bisexual man who's never had a homosexual experience. I've never seen myself as overtly heterosexual, but then, I didn't see myself as gay. I sort of saw myself as some kind of sexual being that was floating somewhere. There were specific references to the gay world (in Suede's lyrics) but the songs were actually trying to say something more universal."

Scott Steg

]]> 33:219080:c698740 Mon, 04 Dec 2006 14:48:27 EST <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c698729 what about maura's muse, Scott Stapp? He fits the criteria perfectly: drunk, washed up egomaniac who loves to be videotaped doing ANYTHING.

kiteless

]]> 33:219080:c698729 Mon, 04 Dec 2006 14:46:17 EST <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c698637 Did Mark McGrath get canned from "Extra" yet? Dude was born for this role.

Bob Loblaw

]]> 33:219080:c698637 Mon, 04 Dec 2006 14:30:02 EST <![CDATA[Mystery '90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/vh1/mystery-90s-frontman-gets-ready-to-shed-clothing-decency-for-vh1-219080.php#c698626 Please let it be Durst, the opportunities for roffles would be endless. On the downside, he might go shirtless and cause nationwide chundering.

Nicolars

]]> 33:219080:c698626 Mon, 04 Dec 2006 14:28:41 EST