<![CDATA[Which Journalist Should Write The Next Glowing Ultragrrrl Profile? - Idolator Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/idolator.com.png <![CDATA[Which Journalist Should Write The Next Glowing Ultragrrrl Profile? - Idolator Comments]]> http://idolator.com Thu, 15 Mar 2007 23:54:50 EDT Thu, 15 Mar 2007 23:54:50 EDT http://idolator.com/tunes/top/which-journalist-should-write-the-next-glowing-ultragrrrl-profile-244151.php <![CDATA[Which Journalist Should Write The Next Glowing Ultragrrrl Profile?]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/top/which-journalist-should-write-the-next-glowing-ultragrrrl-profile-244151.php#c1106369 For starters, try assigning the piece to someone other than Marc Spitz, or someone he slept with.

bitchymcsnob

]]> 33:244151:c1106369 Thu, 15 Mar 2007 23:54:50 EDT <![CDATA[Which Journalist Should Write The Next Glowing Ultragrrrl Profile?]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/top/which-journalist-should-write-the-next-glowing-ultragrrrl-profile-244151.php#c1100606 The meta implications that Ultragrrl is the St. Bernadette of the music industry makes me want to weep copious tears. Seriously.

the rich girls are weeping

]]> 33:244151:c1100606 Thu, 15 Mar 2007 11:08:52 EDT <![CDATA[Which Journalist Should Write The Next Glowing Ultragrrrl Profile?]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/top/which-journalist-should-write-the-next-glowing-ultragrrrl-profile-244151.php#c1097854 I also think their would be a bigger outrage in the music industry this week if everyone weren't at SXSW. Maybe people are tossing their burritos as we speak. I'm sure Ultraa is there twirling batons for Team MOR EmoPunk as we speak.

The Playlist

]]> 33:244151:c1097854 Wed, 14 Mar 2007 17:35:24 EDT <![CDATA[Which Journalist Should Write The Next Glowing Ultragrrrl Profile?]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/top/which-journalist-should-write-the-next-glowing-ultragrrrl-profile-244151.php#c1097843 God, that piece was such a awful, lunch-losing blowjob. Umm, isn't the writer basically a friend of hers?

The Playlist

]]> 33:244151:c1097843 Wed, 14 Mar 2007 17:33:22 EDT <![CDATA[Which Journalist Should Write The Next Glowing Ultragrrrl Profile?]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/top/which-journalist-should-write-the-next-glowing-ultragrrrl-profile-244151.php#c1097450 @nicoel: YES!

I remember reading Ultragrrl's "book" at Barnes and Noble to waste time before going to see a movie, and Chuck Klosterman's blurb about her book was like, hilariously backhanded. I will ahve to look up his quote on it.

The HZA.

]]> 33:244151:c1097450 Wed, 14 Mar 2007 16:34:27 EDT <![CDATA[Which Journalist Should Write The Next Glowing Ultragrrrl Profile?]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/top/which-journalist-should-write-the-next-glowing-ultragrrrl-profile-244151.php#c1097138 The lighting on that cover isn't going to help re: those insults about her looks any...

taylorklong

]]> 33:244151:c1097138 Wed, 14 Mar 2007 15:51:43 EDT <![CDATA[Which Journalist Should Write The Next Glowing Ultragrrrl Profile?]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/top/which-journalist-should-write-the-next-glowing-ultragrrrl-profile-244151.php#c1096360 I'm thankful for that Wikipedia entry about her. Having read that, I have no reason to care any further.

Al aka El Negro Magnifico

]]> 33:244151:c1096360 Wed, 14 Mar 2007 14:07:35 EDT <![CDATA[Which Journalist Should Write The Next Glowing Ultragrrrl Profile?]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/top/which-journalist-should-write-the-next-glowing-ultragrrrl-profile-244151.php#c1096345 That cover looks like something that would be painted on the side of an Ford Econline.

Nicolars

]]> 33:244151:c1096345 Wed, 14 Mar 2007 14:05:38 EDT <![CDATA[Which Journalist Should Write The Next Glowing Ultragrrrl Profile?]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/top/which-journalist-should-write-the-next-glowing-ultragrrrl-profile-244151.php#c1096326 I'll write the article. I've never heard of her. Then again, I don't listen to the Killers anymore.

cassidy2099

]]> 33:244151:c1096326 Wed, 14 Mar 2007 14:03:22 EDT <![CDATA[Which Journalist Should Write The Next Glowing Ultragrrrl Profile?]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/top/which-journalist-should-write-the-next-glowing-ultragrrrl-profile-244151.php#c1096323 Come on, New York. You're asking for *how* much in cost of living? And this is all you've got?

Emerson Dameron

]]> 33:244151:c1096323 Wed, 14 Mar 2007 14:02:58 EDT <![CDATA[Which Journalist Should Write The Next Glowing Ultragrrrl Profile?]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/top/which-journalist-should-write-the-next-glowing-ultragrrrl-profile-244151.php#c1096268 She's got the shortness, the rack and the astonishing ability to make a whole career out of being a musical hanger-on. If only she was meaner and had a filthier mouth, she could be the new Lydia Lunch.

unperson

]]> 33:244151:c1096268 Wed, 14 Mar 2007 13:56:10 EDT <![CDATA[Which Journalist Should Write The Next Glowing Ultragrrrl Profile?]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/top/which-journalist-should-write-the-next-glowing-ultragrrrl-profile-244151.php#c1096115 Strangely, I find myself somewhat more interested in Ultragrrrl.

Feh Am Legend

]]> 33:244151:c1096115 Wed, 14 Mar 2007 13:33:29 EDT <![CDATA[Which Journalist Should Write The Next Glowing Ultragrrrl Profile?]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/top/which-journalist-should-write-the-next-glowing-ultragrrrl-profile-244151.php#c1096066 Is that really the cover?

Okay, why are you all wasting your time bashing Ultra when you should be hatin' on the VV art department?!

tankboy

]]> 33:244151:c1096066 Wed, 14 Mar 2007 13:22:36 EDT <![CDATA[Which Journalist Should Write The Next Glowing Ultragrrrl Profile?]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/top/which-journalist-should-write-the-next-glowing-ultragrrrl-profile-244151.php#c1095889 Unbehagen!

mackro

]]> 33:244151:c1095889 Wed, 14 Mar 2007 12:57:42 EDT <![CDATA[Which Journalist Should Write The Next Glowing Ultragrrrl Profile?]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/top/which-journalist-should-write-the-next-glowing-ultragrrrl-profile-244151.php#c1095808 To the Klosterman-phone!

nicoel

]]> 33:244151:c1095808 Wed, 14 Mar 2007 12:44:32 EDT <![CDATA[Which Journalist Should Write The Next Glowing Ultragrrrl Profile?]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/top/which-journalist-should-write-the-next-glowing-ultragrrrl-profile-244151.php#c1095803 I'd thought her rather cute from the other pics I'd seen. Here, with her jaded/bored expression, she looks rather like the girl one THINKS is superhot and who causes one to not believe one's good luck in blackout state, but in the morning, she's STILL there, bad skin and stuff, all "Do you like Ryan Adams?" Plus she likely smokes too much and has a phlegmy cough.

NickEddy

]]> 33:244151:c1095803 Wed, 14 Mar 2007 12:44:08 EDT <![CDATA[Which Journalist Should Write The Next Glowing Ultragrrrl Profile?]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/top/which-journalist-should-write-the-next-glowing-ultragrrrl-profile-244151.php#c1095737 Holy airbrushing, Batman!

(No idea what Ultra/Sarah/whatever looks like, but the flames were definitely not the only part of the cover that can thank Photoshop.)

Poubelle

]]> 33:244151:c1095737 Wed, 14 Mar 2007 12:33:48 EDT <![CDATA[Which Journalist Should Write The Next Glowing Ultragrrrl Profile?]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/top/which-journalist-should-write-the-next-glowing-ultragrrrl-profile-244151.php#c1095591 Um, hello. Ultra's tits are huge. HUGE. (They probably look bigger because she's so short.) Why else would guys fall all over themselves to listen to her? She's kinda dumpy from the waist down, though. But still, cute; if I was in a shitty emo-band and wore girl-jeans and eyeliner and wasn't rimming my guitarist... I'd fuck her.

MickFNS

]]> 33:244151:c1095591 Wed, 14 Mar 2007 12:13:07 EDT <![CDATA[Which Journalist Should Write The Next Glowing Ultragrrrl Profile?]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/top/which-journalist-should-write-the-next-glowing-ultragrrrl-profile-244151.php#c1095554 Sarah WISH she had tits that godly!

musicquizking

]]> 33:244151:c1095554 Wed, 14 Mar 2007 12:06:20 EDT <![CDATA[Which Journalist Should Write The Next Glowing Ultragrrrl Profile?]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/top/which-journalist-should-write-the-next-glowing-ultragrrrl-profile-244151.php#c1095542 Please tell me that wasn't really the cover. Oy, the Voice has gone downhill.

Stevie

]]> 33:244151:c1095542 Wed, 14 Mar 2007 12:04:48 EDT