<![CDATA["American Idol" Charity Show To Raise The Standards Of Bad Taste - Idolator Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/idolator.com.png <![CDATA["American Idol" Charity Show To Raise The Standards Of Bad Taste - Idolator Comments]]> http://idolator.com Mon, 23 Apr 2007 15:20:36 EDT Mon, 23 Apr 2007 15:20:36 EDT http://idolator.com/tunes/american-idol/american-idol-charity-show-to-raise-the-standards-of-bad-taste-254537.php <![CDATA["American Idol" Charity Show To Raise The Standards Of Bad Taste]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/american-idol/american-idol-charity-show-to-raise-the-standards-of-bad-taste-254537.php#c1324291 Don't you guys get it? This is obviously a ruse to get Elvis out of hiding. If he's still alive, he'll intervene to make sure this never happens.

twenty-four hour priapism

]]> 33:254537:c1324291 Mon, 23 Apr 2007 15:20:36 EDT <![CDATA["American Idol" Charity Show To Raise The Standards Of Bad Taste]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/american-idol/american-idol-charity-show-to-raise-the-standards-of-bad-taste-254537.php#c1324217 They've built some kinda of ad-skip blocker into my Direct TV DVR, so doing a 30 second skip would just lock me into some "Groundhog Day"-esque death-spiral of close-ups of the tendons in Celine's neck.

Hyphenate enough?

Halfwit

]]> 33:254537:c1324217 Mon, 23 Apr 2007 15:11:16 EDT <![CDATA["American Idol" Charity Show To Raise The Standards Of Bad Taste]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/american-idol/american-idol-charity-show-to-raise-the-standards-of-bad-taste-254537.php#c1324085 @dennisobell: hmm, that's a good point. On second thought, I'm just going to turn off the TV and hide under my bed with my laptop. I'll read the liveblog and wait for Maura to give the all clear.

Hallux Valgus

]]> 33:254537:c1324085 Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:54:16 EDT <![CDATA["American Idol" Charity Show To Raise The Standards Of Bad Taste]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/american-idol/american-idol-charity-show-to-raise-the-standards-of-bad-taste-254537.php#c1323436 @Big Money, No Whammies: Third arrow? Dude, you'd better program in the TiVo 30-second skip button and get ready to make it burn. Just watching this thing, even at triple speed with the sound off, will do to you what looking into the Ark of the Convenant did to those Raiders Nazis.

Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.

Chris Molanphy

]]> 33:254537:c1323436 Mon, 23 Apr 2007 13:42:27 EDT <![CDATA["American Idol" Charity Show To Raise The Standards Of Bad Taste]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/american-idol/american-idol-charity-show-to-raise-the-standards-of-bad-taste-254537.php#c1323353 wow, AI said they were going to raise the stakes, but I didn't believe them. I was wrong, an dI apologize, AI. You managed to make the guest performance even more unwatchable! I might use even break out the mythical 3rd fast forward arrow on my Tivo.

Hallux Valgus

]]> 33:254537:c1323353 Mon, 23 Apr 2007 13:30:57 EDT <![CDATA["American Idol" Charity Show To Raise The Standards Of Bad Taste]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/american-idol/american-idol-charity-show-to-raise-the-standards-of-bad-taste-254537.php#c1323308 Celine + Virtual Elvis = Quebec National Holiday

Ozzy

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