<![CDATA[Hard Rock Festival Ready To Raise The Horns In Oklahoma - Idolator Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/idolator.com.png <![CDATA[Hard Rock Festival Ready To Raise The Horns In Oklahoma - Idolator Comments]]> http://idolator.com Fri, 11 May 2007 12:31:54 EDT Fri, 11 May 2007 12:31:54 EDT http://idolator.com/tunes/rocklahoma/hard-rock-festival-ready-to-raise-the-horns-in-oklahoma-259422.php <![CDATA[Hard Rock Festival Ready To Raise The Horns In Oklahoma]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/rocklahoma/hard-rock-festival-ready-to-raise-the-horns-in-oklahoma-259422.php#c1447137 Every hotel room is booked in a 50- to 70-mile radius. People are thinking about renting their houses.

Renting your house to people willing to travel to northwestern Oklahoma in the middle of summer to see Ratt perform is always a good idea. Especially if your insurance agent sold you that extra "destruction by drunk hair metal fans" policy.

Antiheroine

]]> 33:259422:c1447137 Fri, 11 May 2007 12:31:54 EDT <![CDATA[Hard Rock Festival Ready To Raise The Horns In Oklahoma]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/rocklahoma/hard-rock-festival-ready-to-raise-the-horns-in-oklahoma-259422.php#c1446549 This is definitely the only rock festival I've heard of that has a scheduled rendition of the national anthem (per their schedule, it's at 6:30 and possibly will be performed by Y & T). Watch this space, though, because if they can manage to sign 'em up there's a chance that The Scorpions will insist on performing "Deutschland Über Alles" in the interest of equal time.

Cassiel

]]> 33:259422:c1446549 Fri, 11 May 2007 11:24:59 EDT <![CDATA[Hard Rock Festival Ready To Raise The Horns In Oklahoma]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/rocklahoma/hard-rock-festival-ready-to-raise-the-horns-in-oklahoma-259422.php#c1445078 xtianrut:Someone should tell Al Gore about this. Do you know what kind of a hole all that hairspray is gonna punch in the ozone layer?

Don't be silly. Most of these people won't have that much hair left at this point.

deusdiabolus

]]> 33:259422:c1445078 Fri, 11 May 2007 04:41:30 EDT <![CDATA[Hard Rock Festival Ready To Raise The Horns In Oklahoma]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/rocklahoma/hard-rock-festival-ready-to-raise-the-horns-in-oklahoma-259422.php#c1444748 I cant wait to see Slaughter.

Hertz32

]]> 33:259422:c1444748 Fri, 11 May 2007 01:04:41 EDT <![CDATA[Hard Rock Festival Ready To Raise The Horns In Oklahoma]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/rocklahoma/hard-rock-festival-ready-to-raise-the-horns-in-oklahoma-259422.php#c1442707 Someone should tell Al Gore about this. Do you know what kind of a hole all that hairspray is gonna punch in the ozone layer? We're gonna have to have a festival to raise money to fight the environmental effects of this festival. My mind reels...

xtianrut

]]> 33:259422:c1442707 Thu, 10 May 2007 18:06:17 EDT <![CDATA[Hard Rock Festival Ready To Raise The Horns In Oklahoma]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/rocklahoma/hard-rock-festival-ready-to-raise-the-horns-in-oklahoma-259422.php#c1442216 Nice college football reference in the headline. Even though I know you didn't mean it. Hook 'em!

bambino

]]> 33:259422:c1442216 Thu, 10 May 2007 17:00:49 EDT <![CDATA[Hard Rock Festival Ready To Raise The Horns In Oklahoma]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/rocklahoma/hard-rock-festival-ready-to-raise-the-horns-in-oklahoma-259422.php#c1442204 @Ned Raggett: I had no idea Puddle of Mudd still existed.

Evanescence, too? Ugh.

I have a feeling that will be the festival with the most date rapes per day.

heidiho

]]> 33:259422:c1442204 Thu, 10 May 2007 16:59:38 EDT <![CDATA[Hard Rock Festival Ready To Raise The Horns In Oklahoma]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/rocklahoma/hard-rock-festival-ready-to-raise-the-horns-in-oklahoma-259422.php#c1442144 ZZ Top plays with 13 shitty opening acts? How has it come to this?

brasstax

]]> 33:259422:c1442144 Thu, 10 May 2007 16:51:36 EDT <![CDATA[Hard Rock Festival Ready To Raise The Horns In Oklahoma]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/rocklahoma/hard-rock-festival-ready-to-raise-the-horns-in-oklahoma-259422.php#c1442138 @Ned Raggett: wow I thought chevelle were just a bad new england dream I had years ago. Turns out they're real

kiteless

]]> 33:259422:c1442138 Thu, 10 May 2007 16:50:25 EDT <![CDATA[Hard Rock Festival Ready To Raise The Horns In Oklahoma]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/rocklahoma/hard-rock-festival-ready-to-raise-the-horns-in-oklahoma-259422.php#c1441962 More like Rocklahomo.

instinct after dark

]]> 33:259422:c1441962 Thu, 10 May 2007 16:31:49 EDT <![CDATA[Hard Rock Festival Ready To Raise The Horns In Oklahoma]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/rocklahoma/hard-rock-festival-ready-to-raise-the-horns-in-oklahoma-259422.php#c1441938 Whoa, that looked ugly. Take it over this, even with ZZ Top on the bill.

Ned Raggett

]]> 33:259422:c1441938 Thu, 10 May 2007 16:29:58 EDT <![CDATA[Hard Rock Festival Ready To Raise The Horns In Oklahoma]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/rocklahoma/hard-rock-festival-ready-to-raise-the-horns-in-oklahoma-259422.php#c1441932 I'll take it over Ned Raggett

]]> 33:259422:c1441932 Thu, 10 May 2007 16:29:28 EDT <![CDATA[Hard Rock Festival Ready To Raise The Horns In Oklahoma]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/rocklahoma/hard-rock-festival-ready-to-raise-the-horns-in-oklahoma-259422.php#c1441854 On the official web site under "Camping":

Campground quiet time is 2:30 a.m.

Yeah, you try telling that to the dude blitzed out of his mind on PBR and singing "Unskinny Bop" all night at the top of his lungs.

And if you've never spent a summer in the midwest, keep this in mind: you are going to be miserable. It is hotter than you could ever imagine.

P.S. Pryor is in Northeastern OK, per Google maps.

heidiho

]]> 33:259422:c1441854 Thu, 10 May 2007 16:22:31 EDT <![CDATA[Hard Rock Festival Ready To Raise The Horns In Oklahoma]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/rocklahoma/hard-rock-festival-ready-to-raise-the-horns-in-oklahoma-259422.php#c1441806 I find it hard to believe that any right minded individual would ever contemplate renting out his house to a Poison fan on a 3 day bender.

Hallux Valgus

]]> 33:259422:c1441806 Thu, 10 May 2007 16:18:09 EDT <![CDATA[Hard Rock Festival Ready To Raise The Horns In Oklahoma]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/rocklahoma/hard-rock-festival-ready-to-raise-the-horns-in-oklahoma-259422.php#c1441803 There is no denying the pull of Posion. Still, some version of LA Guns is more credible then any current version of GnR

rinjonjori

]]> 33:259422:c1441803 Thu, 10 May 2007 16:17:56 EDT