"He is in a Christian band. He learned his music playing in church for years. He doesn't take drugs and is in bed by 9.30. He doesn't smoke and he doesn't drink much," Slade said.

"He seems to be a very focused young man and wants to have lots of children. We will get the genealogists working on it to see how closely related we are. I would love to hand it over."

Makes The Picture of Dorian Gray seem subtle.

Ned Raggett

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