<![CDATA[Jon Bon Jovi Is Not Having A Nice Day - Idolator Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/idolator.com.png <![CDATA[Jon Bon Jovi Is Not Having A Nice Day - Idolator Comments]]> http://idolator.com Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:20:05 EDT Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:20:05 EDT http://idolator.com/tunes/interviews/jon-bon-jovi-is-not-having-a-nice-day-266848.php <![CDATA[Jon Bon Jovi Is Not Having A Nice Day]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/interviews/jon-bon-jovi-is-not-having-a-nice-day-266848.php#c1624673 Arrg, you made me click on Perez Hilton! It burns!

Feh Am Legend

]]> 33:266848:c1624673 Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:20:05 EDT <![CDATA[Jon Bon Jovi Is Not Having A Nice Day]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/interviews/jon-bon-jovi-is-not-having-a-nice-day-266848.php#c1624432 I heard "Lay Your Hands on Me" in the Circle K parking lot this morning when I stopped for coffee. It was immediately followed by Donna Summer's "On the Radio." I think that really says it all.

whoneedslight

]]> 33:266848:c1624432 Fri, 08 Jun 2007 08:05:37 EDT <![CDATA[Jon Bon Jovi Is Not Having A Nice Day]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/interviews/jon-bon-jovi-is-not-having-a-nice-day-266848.php#c1624009 The band always annoyed me and it seemed every girl I dated loved them. Paul Stanley introduced Jon to Desmond Child and the rest is crap metal history.

antistar

]]> 33:266848:c1624009 Fri, 08 Jun 2007 03:16:47 EDT <![CDATA[Jon Bon Jovi Is Not Having A Nice Day]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/interviews/jon-bon-jovi-is-not-having-a-nice-day-266848.php#c1623372 Worst. Band. Ever.

FionaScrapple

]]> 33:266848:c1623372 Fri, 08 Jun 2007 00:03:05 EDT <![CDATA[Jon Bon Jovi Is Not Having A Nice Day]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/interviews/jon-bon-jovi-is-not-having-a-nice-day-266848.php#c1621568 I remember when he slagged off The Darkness; Justin Hawkins' response was "I wonder what the rest of the cast of Ally McBeal think."

Breliant

]]> 33:266848:c1621568 Thu, 07 Jun 2007 19:09:46 EDT <![CDATA[Jon Bon Jovi Is Not Having A Nice Day]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/interviews/jon-bon-jovi-is-not-having-a-nice-day-266848.php#c1621565 Meh. Far be it from me to defend Jon Bon Jovi, but at first blush, it doesn't seem like he's being antagonistic or even all that rude. Critics - & others - have been calling Bon Jovi 'rock-light' or 'pop-rock' since day one. After 20+ years, I think Jon's entitled to feel a little tired of answering those charges. He does what he does... why y'all gotta be hatin'?

To cleanse myself after semi-defending Jon, I have to say his tortured-metaphor, sophmoric lyrics are some of the worst out there. Don't believe me?

"I guess this time you're really leaving, I heard your suitcase say goodbye"

"With an iron-clad fist, I wake up & french-kiss the morning" (wtf does that even mean?)

& More recently: "Like a blind dog without a bone, I was a gypsy lost in the twilight zone".

Clearly Jon understands metaphor as well as he simile.

Riprock

]]> 33:266848:c1621565 Thu, 07 Jun 2007 19:09:20 EDT <![CDATA[Jon Bon Jovi Is Not Having A Nice Day]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/interviews/jon-bon-jovi-is-not-having-a-nice-day-266848.php#c1621417 Tico would NEVER react like that!

musicquizking

]]> 33:266848:c1621417 Thu, 07 Jun 2007 18:43:53 EDT <![CDATA[Jon Bon Jovi Is Not Having A Nice Day]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/interviews/jon-bon-jovi-is-not-having-a-nice-day-266848.php#c1621152 Bon Jovi lives for the fight when it's all that he's got.

hotshot

]]> 33:266848:c1621152 Thu, 07 Jun 2007 18:04:26 EDT <![CDATA[Jon Bon Jovi Is Not Having A Nice Day]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/interviews/jon-bon-jovi-is-not-having-a-nice-day-266848.php#c1620854 I got a chill reading this.

wondergoodtx

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