<![CDATA[Japanese Now Beating Americans When It Comes To Churning Out Nonsensical Portable-Music Devices - Idolator Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/idolator.com.png <![CDATA[Japanese Now Beating Americans When It Comes To Churning Out Nonsensical Portable-Music Devices - Idolator Comments]]> http://idolator.com Sat, 09 Jun 2007 19:56:25 EDT Sat, 09 Jun 2007 19:56:25 EDT http://idolator.com/tunes/tech/japanese-now-beating-americans-when-it-comes-to-churning-out-nonsensical-portable+music-devices-267221.php <![CDATA[Japanese Now Beating Americans When It Comes To Churning Out Nonsensical Portable-Music Devices]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/tech/japanese-now-beating-americans-when-it-comes-to-churning-out-nonsensical-portable+music-devices-267221.php#c1634159 This is how civilization ends my friend.

squashed

]]> 33:267221:c1634159 Sat, 09 Jun 2007 19:56:25 EDT <![CDATA[Japanese Now Beating Americans When It Comes To Churning Out Nonsensical Portable-Music Devices]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/tech/japanese-now-beating-americans-when-it-comes-to-churning-out-nonsensical-portable+music-devices-267221.php#c1627462 You could use these penguins for teledildonics, no? If so, I'd never want to leave the house....

Pop Cesspool

]]> 33:267221:c1627462 Fri, 08 Jun 2007 14:16:04 EDT <![CDATA[Japanese Now Beating Americans When It Comes To Churning Out Nonsensical Portable-Music Devices]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/tech/japanese-now-beating-americans-when-it-comes-to-churning-out-nonsensical-portable+music-devices-267221.php#c1626945 I'm going to get these Sega folks on my idea for a cat-shaped rock polisher FOR cats. Kitty can have hours of fun polishing turquoise and other stones, and the fun cat shape stimulates their minds!

It can also play "Year of the Cat," but sung by Chris Lowe!

NickEddy

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