<![CDATA[Introducing Our Favorite New Nonsensical Music Critic - Idolator Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/idolator.com.png <![CDATA[Introducing Our Favorite New Nonsensical Music Critic - Idolator Comments]]> http://idolator.com Mon, 25 Jun 2007 14:31:17 EDT Mon, 25 Jun 2007 14:31:17 EDT http://idolator.com/tunes/is-pitchfork-hiring%3F/introducing-our-favorite-new-nonsensical-music-critic-271321.php <![CDATA[Introducing Our Favorite New Nonsensical Music Critic]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/is-pitchfork-hiring%3F/introducing-our-favorite-new-nonsensical-music-critic-271321.php#c1730221 Steve Albini is going to insist on being called Steve correct Albini now. Thanks, guy.

katieee

]]> 33:271321:c1730221 Mon, 25 Jun 2007 14:31:17 EDT <![CDATA[Introducing Our Favorite New Nonsensical Music Critic]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/is-pitchfork-hiring%3F/introducing-our-favorite-new-nonsensical-music-critic-271321.php#c1720201 It's strange that the name Albini is mentioned because the comment puts me in the mind of pidgin Italian/English that Signore Albini & his crew use on the Electrical.com message board

LHOswald

]]> 33:271321:c1720201 Fri, 22 Jun 2007 17:18:00 EDT <![CDATA[Introducing Our Favorite New Nonsensical Music Critic]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/is-pitchfork-hiring%3F/introducing-our-favorite-new-nonsensical-music-critic-271321.php#c1719283 It's Henry Rollin's friend, Boris from Czech Republic!

MJ

]]> 33:271321:c1719283 Fri, 22 Jun 2007 15:41:09 EDT <![CDATA[Introducing Our Favorite New Nonsensical Music Critic]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/is-pitchfork-hiring%3F/introducing-our-favorite-new-nonsensical-music-critic-271321.php#c1718946 My waist aches in fact by the laughter in these posts and my longingly hoped the extraordinary pumpkin singer Corgan is defeated very quickly afterwards.

parrotrunner

]]> 33:271321:c1718946 Fri, 22 Jun 2007 15:09:54 EDT <![CDATA[Introducing Our Favorite New Nonsensical Music Critic]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/is-pitchfork-hiring%3F/introducing-our-favorite-new-nonsensical-music-critic-271321.php#c1718807 Every decent-sized message board seems to have a regular who does the double-Babelfish thing, writing a post in English, translating it via Babelfish, and then translating it back to English.

Even if you know the trick, it's still often entertaining.

spinachdip

]]> 33:271321:c1718807 Fri, 22 Jun 2007 14:55:32 EDT <![CDATA[Introducing Our Favorite New Nonsensical Music Critic]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/is-pitchfork-hiring%3F/introducing-our-favorite-new-nonsensical-music-critic-271321.php#c1718604 As of this very moment, I pledge to the readers of Idolator to only refer to my beanbag as "My Tea Purse" from here to eternity.

Is it can be sexy times now please?

hypnotyza

]]> 33:271321:c1718604 Fri, 22 Jun 2007 14:36:02 EDT <![CDATA[Introducing Our Favorite New Nonsensical Music Critic]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/is-pitchfork-hiring%3F/introducing-our-favorite-new-nonsensical-music-critic-271321.php#c1718323 Thank you for the best laugh I've had all week.

"Fire Of the Arches" and "My tea purse is not thankful" just became the new "All your base are belong to us," far as I'm concerned.

Chris Molanphy

]]> 33:271321:c1718323 Fri, 22 Jun 2007 14:07:46 EDT <![CDATA[Introducing Our Favorite New Nonsensical Music Critic]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/is-pitchfork-hiring%3F/introducing-our-favorite-new-nonsensical-music-critic-271321.php#c1718304 @oovy: Both.of.them is clearly a new Will.i.am joint.

blackmailismylife

]]> 33:271321:c1718304 Fri, 22 Jun 2007 14:06:10 EDT <![CDATA[Introducing Our Favorite New Nonsensical Music Critic]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/is-pitchfork-hiring%3F/introducing-our-favorite-new-nonsensical-music-critic-271321.php#c1718111 Please. Sub-Joyce "modernist" clap-trap. Aiming for somewhere in the Lezama Lima area, but without the warmth, humanity, or poetry. Send him back to his Creative Writing Masters program, and don't let him out until he dumps the metaphors and puts in more sex.

Either that, or Google Translate doesn't handle Martian.

Vitamin B12

]]> 33:271321:c1718111 Fri, 22 Jun 2007 13:48:51 EDT <![CDATA[Introducing Our Favorite New Nonsensical Music Critic]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/is-pitchfork-hiring%3F/introducing-our-favorite-new-nonsensical-music-critic-271321.php#c1718005 A sample post written by policeman:

"Hello my impressive ass Radiohead that strikes with the foot of the companion throws! She is I his fantasy, man of the police! I have returned, yes! My life has been uneven. And the man, man of oh, has Radiohead be good. I have been pleasant same with the new album of Thom Yorke the rough draft. It is good, in fact, but he is a little singsong and one dimensional one. I do not know."

This guy is great.

jopari

]]> 33:271321:c1718005 Fri, 22 Jun 2007 13:40:10 EDT <![CDATA[Introducing Our Favorite New Nonsensical Music Critic]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/is-pitchfork-hiring%3F/introducing-our-favorite-new-nonsensical-music-critic-271321.php#c1717975 What was written on the new pumpkin album, of spit formed me soda on my keyboard. Thanks!

Barry White Stripes, Office LW

]]> 33:271321:c1717975 Fri, 22 Jun 2007 13:37:27 EDT <![CDATA[Introducing Our Favorite New Nonsensical Music Critic]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/is-pitchfork-hiring%3F/introducing-our-favorite-new-nonsensical-music-critic-271321.php#c1717968 BWAHAHA! I just logged in to At Ease (fyi, it's a Radiohead discussion board) and looked at the rest of this guy's posts... all equally incoherent and ridiculous. He's either some Portuguese guy that can't speak english, and instead uses Google Translate, or a joke identity made by another user there. Either way it's one of the funnier things I've sen this week.

jopari

]]> 33:271321:c1717968 Fri, 22 Jun 2007 13:37:03 EDT <![CDATA[Introducing Our Favorite New Nonsensical Music Critic]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/is-pitchfork-hiring%3F/introducing-our-favorite-new-nonsensical-music-critic-271321.php#c1717630 This sounds like some of the messages I get on Friendster from young, closeted boys in the Phillipines whose profiles have photos of Avril Lavigne, Beyonce and hot, sweaty guys in speedos.

zaky

]]> 33:271321:c1717630 Fri, 22 Jun 2007 13:08:04 EDT <![CDATA[Introducing Our Favorite New Nonsensical Music Critic]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/is-pitchfork-hiring%3F/introducing-our-favorite-new-nonsensical-music-critic-271321.php#c1717454 Isn't Both.of.them a side project of the other members of Black Eyed Peas?

Diglett

]]> 33:271321:c1717454 Fri, 22 Jun 2007 12:52:05 EDT <![CDATA[Introducing Our Favorite New Nonsensical Music Critic]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/is-pitchfork-hiring%3F/introducing-our-favorite-new-nonsensical-music-critic-271321.php#c1717304 The sensational pumpkins and pitchfork can inhale my penis of ten inches!

I like how he let us know his dick size. It's the details that make this review truly something special.

AstronautDinosaurFiretruck

]]> 33:271321:c1717304 Fri, 22 Jun 2007 12:40:42 EDT <![CDATA[Introducing Our Favorite New Nonsensical Music Critic]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/is-pitchfork-hiring%3F/introducing-our-favorite-new-nonsensical-music-critic-271321.php#c1717281 Oh my god...I'm having a hard time typing this, because my brain just melted and I have to plug my ears to keep it from spilling out.

I'd feel better if it was just pure nonsense. But the writer uses recognizable, somewhat-appropriate terms like "Steve Albini", "Siamese dream", and "that bassist was quite hot" mixed together with nonsense like "my tea purse", "dinosaurio of great energies" and my personal favorite, "old girl four years that obtains violet in the ass". This merits a super-sized W T F.

Jasonbob7

]]> 33:271321:c1717281 Fri, 22 Jun 2007 12:38:51 EDT <![CDATA[Introducing Our Favorite New Nonsensical Music Critic]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/is-pitchfork-hiring%3F/introducing-our-favorite-new-nonsensical-music-critic-271321.php#c1716834 Memory to buy one ton of albums of pitchfork and PISSED that aspired.

Richey Edwards only wished he was this evocatively incoherent.

Ned Raggett

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