<![CDATA[Akon Is Truly The Master Of The Mastertone - Idolator Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/idolator.com.png <![CDATA[Akon Is Truly The Master Of The Mastertone - Idolator Comments]]> http://idolator.com Fri, 22 Jun 2007 18:05:40 EDT Fri, 22 Jun 2007 18:05:40 EDT http://idolator.com/tunes/ringtones/akon-is-truly-the-master-of-the-mastertone-271385.php <![CDATA[Akon Is Truly The Master Of The Mastertone]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/ringtones/akon-is-truly-the-master-of-the-mastertone-271385.php#c1720504 *shudders*

MJ

]]> 33:271385:c1720504 Fri, 22 Jun 2007 18:05:40 EDT <![CDATA[Akon Is Truly The Master Of The Mastertone]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/ringtones/akon-is-truly-the-master-of-the-mastertone-271385.php#c1719929 @MJ: I can definately imagine a world where someone could say that with a straight face. I can imagine the middle aged pasty white execs reading the press release while muttering "fuck yeah" to themselves. *sigh*

The Van Buren Boys

]]> 33:271385:c1719929 Fri, 22 Jun 2007 16:48:50 EDT <![CDATA[Akon Is Truly The Master Of The Mastertone]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/ringtones/akon-is-truly-the-master-of-the-mastertone-271385.php#c1719333 hopefully his next album has a sticker on the front advertising its sweet sweet bounty of "mobile friendly releases"

ascot-revival

]]> 33:271385:c1719333 Fri, 22 Jun 2007 15:45:36 EDT <![CDATA[Akon Is Truly The Master Of The Mastertone]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/ringtones/akon-is-truly-the-master-of-the-mastertone-271385.php#c1719104 The total is being driven by a number of mobile-friendly releases, including "Smack That," "Don't Matter," and "I Wanna Love You."

I wonder...when they compile ringtone sales, are clean and explicit version grouped together? (I know, I'm the Billboard junkie, I should know this.)

Which leads to the followup question: Is "I Wanna Fuck You" available as a ringtone? Something tells me the sort of person who'd be crass enough to buy/use an Akon ringtone would happily let his cell drop the F-bomb every time his shortie calls.

Chris Molanphy

]]> 33:271385:c1719104 Fri, 22 Jun 2007 15:25:27 EDT <![CDATA[Akon Is Truly The Master Of The Mastertone]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/ringtones/akon-is-truly-the-master-of-the-mastertone-271385.php#c1718971 "We're thrilled that Akon has now surpassed all other artists of this era and has cemented his place in music history,"

I can't imagine a world in which somebody says this with a straight face.

MJ

]]> 33:271385:c1718971 Fri, 22 Jun 2007 15:13:03 EDT <![CDATA[Akon Is Truly The Master Of The Mastertone]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/ringtones/akon-is-truly-the-master-of-the-mastertone-271385.php#c1718755 Did you see where Akon's real name is "Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam?" Found the link on dooce's site: Lookit.

Can't stop! Bouga Time!

broad

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