<![CDATA[The "Onion" Finds A Band Name Heavier Than "Regular Goat Ass" - Idolator Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/idolator.com.png <![CDATA[The "Onion" Finds A Band Name Heavier Than "Regular Goat Ass" - Idolator Comments]]> http://idolator.com Sun, 16 Dec 2007 17:42:02 EST Sun, 16 Dec 2007 17:42:02 EST http://idolator.com/tunes/if-you-are-going-to-put-the-word-.rape.-in-your-band-name%2C-just-don.t/the-onion-finds-a-band-name-heavier-than-regular-goat-ass-334032.php <![CDATA[The "Onion" Finds A Band Name Heavier Than "Regular Goat Ass"]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/if-you-are-going-to-put-the-word-.rape.-in-your-band-name%2C-just-don.t/the-onion-finds-a-band-name-heavier-than-regular-goat-ass-334032.php#c3350632 Old news here and only sorta related, but Finger Eleven was previously known as Rainbow Butt Monkey. But ah! What's in a name?

KingCool

]]> 33:334032:c3350632 Sun, 16 Dec 2007 17:42:02 EST <![CDATA[The "Onion" Finds A Band Name Heavier Than "Regular Goat Ass"]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/if-you-are-going-to-put-the-word-.rape.-in-your-band-name%2C-just-don.t/the-onion-finds-a-band-name-heavier-than-regular-goat-ass-334032.php#c3345081 Spatula

The Dewd

]]> 33:334032:c3345081 Sat, 15 Dec 2007 14:00:14 EST <![CDATA[The "Onion" Finds A Band Name Heavier Than "Regular Goat Ass"]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/if-you-are-going-to-put-the-word-.rape.-in-your-band-name%2C-just-don.t/the-onion-finds-a-band-name-heavier-than-regular-goat-ass-334032.php#c3336585 If I hadn't clicked over to the AV Club I'd never have seen their write up on Life of Crime by Laughing Hyenas. Any other old farts want to wax nostalgic for that fucking great band?

cyruscope

]]> 33:334032:c3336585 Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:28:05 EST <![CDATA[The "Onion" Finds A Band Name Heavier Than "Regular Goat Ass"]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/if-you-are-going-to-put-the-word-.rape.-in-your-band-name%2C-just-don.t/the-onion-finds-a-band-name-heavier-than-regular-goat-ass-334032.php#c3335327 Taintstick

and/or

Foxboro Hot Tub...wait, that's who...Oh, that makes sense.

BigRicks

]]> 33:334032:c3335327 Fri, 14 Dec 2007 14:36:20 EST <![CDATA[The "Onion" Finds A Band Name Heavier Than "Regular Goat Ass"]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/if-you-are-going-to-put-the-word-.rape.-in-your-band-name%2C-just-don.t/the-onion-finds-a-band-name-heavier-than-regular-goat-ass-334032.php#c3334362 Candygram For Mongo? Brilliant name.

That Guy

]]> 33:334032:c3334362 Fri, 14 Dec 2007 13:53:39 EST <![CDATA[The "Onion" Finds A Band Name Heavier Than "Regular Goat Ass"]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/if-you-are-going-to-put-the-word-.rape.-in-your-band-name%2C-just-don.t/the-onion-finds-a-band-name-heavier-than-regular-goat-ass-334032.php#c3334338 @djp: Aw, that's too bad. I think that's a great band name too.

queensissy

]]> 33:334032:c3334338 Fri, 14 Dec 2007 13:52:46 EST <![CDATA[The "Onion" Finds A Band Name Heavier Than "Regular Goat Ass"]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/if-you-are-going-to-put-the-word-.rape.-in-your-band-name%2C-just-don.t/the-onion-finds-a-band-name-heavier-than-regular-goat-ass-334032.php#c3334027 I did a cartoon short about the process of naming your group called "Our Band Sucks". I'm afraid all of the above pale in comparison to Sparkle Fatty Pizza Party

[www.youtube.com]

cockfightbarmitzvah

]]> 33:334032:c3334027 Fri, 14 Dec 2007 13:38:32 EST <![CDATA[The "Onion" Finds A Band Name Heavier Than "Regular Goat Ass"]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/if-you-are-going-to-put-the-word-.rape.-in-your-band-name%2C-just-don.t/the-onion-finds-a-band-name-heavier-than-regular-goat-ass-334032.php#c3333997 I got to the Haunting Oboe Music song that features more of the singer and I'm backpedalling a little bit on my previous comment; the band is good but WOW do they need to not let their vocalist sing.

djp

]]> 33:334032:c3333997 Fri, 14 Dec 2007 13:37:18 EST <![CDATA[The "Onion" Finds A Band Name Heavier Than "Regular Goat Ass"]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/if-you-are-going-to-put-the-word-.rape.-in-your-band-name%2C-just-don.t/the-onion-finds-a-band-name-heavier-than-regular-goat-ass-334032.php#c3333961 My pick for worst of the year: iLiKETRAiNS

AL

]]> 33:334032:c3333961 Fri, 14 Dec 2007 13:35:52 EST <![CDATA[The "Onion" Finds A Band Name Heavier Than "Regular Goat Ass"]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/if-you-are-going-to-put-the-word-.rape.-in-your-band-name%2C-just-don.t/the-onion-finds-a-band-name-heavier-than-regular-goat-ass-334032.php#c3333552 "Harmonica Lewinsky" would be great if he was actually a Polish bluesman.

elvissinatra

]]> 33:334032:c3333552 Fri, 14 Dec 2007 13:19:10 EST <![CDATA[The "Onion" Finds A Band Name Heavier Than "Regular Goat Ass"]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/if-you-are-going-to-put-the-word-.rape.-in-your-band-name%2C-just-don.t/the-onion-finds-a-band-name-heavier-than-regular-goat-ass-334032.php#c3333098 @tigerpop: Yeah, me too. But then, I pay attention to both underground hardcore and harsh noise, so I pretty much rely on AIDS puns, skull imagery, and long ass statements of endearment as red flags to filter out which bands are already cliche.

SuperUnison

]]> 33:334032:c3333098 Fri, 14 Dec 2007 12:57:20 EST <![CDATA[The "Onion" Finds A Band Name Heavier Than "Regular Goat Ass"]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/if-you-are-going-to-put-the-word-.rape.-in-your-band-name%2C-just-don.t/the-onion-finds-a-band-name-heavier-than-regular-goat-ass-334032.php#c3332910 Dance Me Pregnant is not a bad band name, but it would make a great song title.

Al Shipley

]]> 33:334032:c3332910 Fri, 14 Dec 2007 12:48:42 EST <![CDATA[The "Onion" Finds A Band Name Heavier Than "Regular Goat Ass"]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/if-you-are-going-to-put-the-word-.rape.-in-your-band-name%2C-just-don.t/the-onion-finds-a-band-name-heavier-than-regular-goat-ass-334032.php#c3332805 Agreed, some of these are actually great, like Roger's Porn Collection. Winner for me, of those here, is:
Prognosis: Killing It
But the worst seen this year?
Wintry Mix.
I kid you not.

An I pray, someday, there will be:
Crowded Housewife
Camper Van Halen
Stem Cellphone

etc

Jfrankparnell

]]> 33:334032:c3332805 Fri, 14 Dec 2007 12:43:54 EST <![CDATA[The "Onion" Finds A Band Name Heavier Than "Regular Goat Ass"]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/if-you-are-going-to-put-the-word-.rape.-in-your-band-name%2C-just-don.t/the-onion-finds-a-band-name-heavier-than-regular-goat-ass-334032.php#c3332626 I should be shocked at how many of these bands are from Austin, except that I'm not.

Furthermore, I wrote a little ditty that I would belt out every time I was walking down Red River and saw SuperHeavyGoatAss on a marquee.

AND ... Phunk and Associates' name is an homage to this guy: [www.funkandassociates.com] -- best late-night commercials evar.

the rich girls are weeping

]]> 33:334032:c3332626 Fri, 14 Dec 2007 12:35:52 EST <![CDATA[The "Onion" Finds A Band Name Heavier Than "Regular Goat Ass"]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/if-you-are-going-to-put-the-word-.rape.-in-your-band-name%2C-just-don.t/the-onion-finds-a-band-name-heavier-than-regular-goat-ass-334032.php#c3332550 Although that cow image in the background is ridiculous.

Ned Raggett

]]> 33:334032:c3332550 Fri, 14 Dec 2007 12:32:25 EST <![CDATA[The "Onion" Finds A Band Name Heavier Than "Regular Goat Ass"]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/if-you-are-going-to-put-the-word-.rape.-in-your-band-name%2C-just-don.t/the-onion-finds-a-band-name-heavier-than-regular-goat-ass-334032.php#c3332527 @djp: I'll be the judge of that!

Hmmm...yeah, nice enough on initial listen.

Ned Raggett

]]> 33:334032:c3332527 Fri, 14 Dec 2007 12:31:40 EST <![CDATA[The "Onion" Finds A Band Name Heavier Than "Regular Goat Ass"]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/if-you-are-going-to-put-the-word-.rape.-in-your-band-name%2C-just-don.t/the-onion-finds-a-band-name-heavier-than-regular-goat-ass-334032.php#c3332377 Superheavygoatass and Haunting Oboe Music are both Austin-based bands. And they both rock.

Though there are no goats or oboes involved in either, sadly.

Zeero

]]> 33:334032:c3332377 Fri, 14 Dec 2007 12:25:20 EST <![CDATA[The "Onion" Finds A Band Name Heavier Than "Regular Goat Ass"]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/if-you-are-going-to-put-the-word-.rape.-in-your-band-name%2C-just-don.t/the-onion-finds-a-band-name-heavier-than-regular-goat-ass-334032.php#c3332281 I thought that Slut Barf and Butt Stomach were particularly terrible. And I'm concerned that there are two bands that go by Vomit Bomb.

El-Zilcho

]]> 33:334032:c3332281 Fri, 14 Dec 2007 12:21:47 EST <![CDATA[The "Onion" Finds A Band Name Heavier Than "Regular Goat Ass"]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/if-you-are-going-to-put-the-word-.rape.-in-your-band-name%2C-just-don.t/the-onion-finds-a-band-name-heavier-than-regular-goat-ass-334032.php#c3332040 I'm shocked by just how many of these bands I've actually heard of.

tigerpop

]]> 33:334032:c3332040 Fri, 14 Dec 2007 12:11:31 EST <![CDATA[The "Onion" Finds A Band Name Heavier Than "Regular Goat Ass"]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/if-you-are-going-to-put-the-word-.rape.-in-your-band-name%2C-just-don.t/the-onion-finds-a-band-name-heavier-than-regular-goat-ass-334032.php#c3331878 Okay lolling at myself because I am finding Haunting Oboe Music to be kind of great! This is total pander-to-DJP-and-maybe-Ned music.

djp

]]> 33:334032:c3331878 Fri, 14 Dec 2007 12:02:33 EST <![CDATA[The "Onion" Finds A Band Name Heavier Than "Regular Goat Ass"]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/if-you-are-going-to-put-the-word-.rape.-in-your-band-name%2C-just-don.t/the-onion-finds-a-band-name-heavier-than-regular-goat-ass-334032.php#c3331715 I hope Haunting Oboe Music is a hardcore band.

djp

]]> 33:334032:c3331715 Fri, 14 Dec 2007 11:54:31 EST <![CDATA[The "Onion" Finds A Band Name Heavier Than "Regular Goat Ass"]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/if-you-are-going-to-put-the-word-.rape.-in-your-band-name%2C-just-don.t/the-onion-finds-a-band-name-heavier-than-regular-goat-ass-334032.php#c3331656 Harmonica Lewinska?

Ned Raggett

]]> 33:334032:c3331656 Fri, 14 Dec 2007 11:51:58 EST <![CDATA[The "Onion" Finds A Band Name Heavier Than "Regular Goat Ass"]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/if-you-are-going-to-put-the-word-.rape.-in-your-band-name%2C-just-don.t/the-onion-finds-a-band-name-heavier-than-regular-goat-ass-334032.php#c3331418 I miss ska puns. Sort of.

mike a

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